Friday, November 4, 2016

Five on Friday #92

EINS

I have a coworker who has essentially started treating me as their glorified secretary for when they don't want to have to participate in meetings.  I'm over it.  It was one thing asking me to play stenographer, but something else entirely when you are too lazy/busy to drag the phone across the table and dial the number yourself... for the meeting you scheduled.

Let's just say it was no heartbreak for me to have to miss my regularly scheduled meetings while I am in DC.  #notsorry

ZWEI

Speaking of being up north.  I'm staying with Teh MD-AR and commuting to DC for the 2 days I have meetings.  That will be spectacular.  But this beauty made up for whatever hair pulling the commute will bring:




I even had to selfie with the tree, on principle.

For 3 years, while I was stationed in MD, I always wanted to stop and take "good" photos of this tree since it is absolutely gorgeous.  Each year I said I'd do it, and then 3 years had passed and I never did it and I was crushed.  To make matters worse, Teh MD-AR has these photos she had taken at The Tree and I'm just so jealous every time she shares them.  Well, dammit, I was on base yesterday as a surprise visit for Teh Soccer Mom and Teh MD-AR and I saw The Tree's sibling when I was making the turn to go to their office.  I then had to detour through a parking lot to go check the status of The Tree.

IN FULL FIRE MODE.  WIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.  There were some leaves missing from the top, but for the most part, beggars can't be choosers.  Sadly, I didn't have my DSLR with me, but my cell phone isn't horrible quality and it will have to do.

I want this tree in my front yard.

DREI

We hit up the fair on Tuesday night.  It was everything you'd expect.

Each time I go to the fair, I realize that I'm getting older and Old Megan doesn't handle things that Youthful Megan happily enjoyed.  I'm talking about you, spinny, g-force ride that made my neck and back ache and almost made me vomit.  In fact, I think I'm outgrowing the spinny rides, which is super depressing. 

Instead of getting wallet raped, we just bought a $20 wristband so we could ride whatever, whenever.








I did have a blast on the go really high ride... until we got to the end and I couldn't breathe.  This was due to having big boobs and the harness not being a variable distance away from the body.  In fact, I even pulled my boobs up through the middle of the harness to help alleviate the weight on my chest.  When the ride stopped, I was trying to catch my breathe and couldn't.  I was almost to the point of having a panic attack, I was already talking myself down, when the ride guy finally released the harnesses.



We definitely took advantage of bumper cars...

Teh German's determination.

The both got me at the same time.



I needed revenge.

Then we rode the swings.

This was very definitive of mostly NO.


I have no idea why he was looking so depressed.

Mr. Golfer and Roux's Humom

SWWWING!

Dem clouds.

We had to ride the ferris wheel at sunset for the photo opportunity.







A few more rides after the ferris wheel, where I really cemented that "I'm no longer youth" status, we made our way to the bull riding ring.  Teh German had never seen live bull riding, so I was glad for him to experience real "American Cowboys" since that's the stereotype of Americans overseas.

He's so cute when he's eager to see something.


We didn't stay long for the riders.  The opening ceremony took over 20 minutes and we were standing since we had arrived late, aka Megan didn't realize the stands would be full so early.  My bad.  Mr. Golfer and Roux's Humom had left after the first ride.  Teh German and I stayed for a handful more rides, then we deserted our borrowed hay bale (to give us some height to actually see into the rink), and headed towards the fried oreos that I was insistent on.

After acquiring fried oreos, we walked through the photography exhibit, which is always one of my favorite things about the fair.  I like to use it to get ideas for where to shoot what.  After we wandered through the photos, we headed home since it was almost our bedtime.

VIER

From the phone:

Halloween night, a tree (Teh German) hugger (me) set up in the driveway to hand out candy.
We even brought some Hue lights and put them on rave mode as "decorations".
We ended the night with 1 of 2 huge bowls of candy left over.  It went to work with us the following day.



I needed a keychain for Bagheera's key and I have kept this old faithful, despite not needing a keychain for Yurtle's fob.
This makes me feeling like I'm in high school all over again since this keychain replaced one almost exactly like it that I had on my keys when I drove Teh Kaar.

Heh.  Hehhheh.  Hhhehehehe.
Of course I had to take a photo of this while we were at the fair.
Even though the smell of grease from this stand made me nauseous.


Sunrise on Thursday morning from CHS to DCA.

Get a greyhound, they say.
Greyhounds are majestic, they say.
They have never met Olive.


FÜNF

10 things that made me happy this week:
  1. Easy travels to DC.
  2. My east coast tree being in full fire bloom.
  3. Going to the fair in CHS for the first time with Teh German.
  4. Our first Halloween at Teh Ville handing out candy.
  5. Riding Bagheera to work Tuesday and Wednesday, even if it meant no dresses.
  6. Being able to put the 10lb pillow in my luggage without worrying about my suitcase being overweight.
  7. Time to read/audiobook in the afternoons, while in transit, and while flying.
  8. Nips from Olive because she's so excited to see me.
  9. Skype
  10. Teh MD-AR and I being roomies again (even if it's just temporary) and both of us trying to figure out where Meri and Phil are since they aren't constantly following us around (since they are in SC with Teh German).




Happy Friday, Gentle Readers.
Linking up with these ladies since it's FFFFRRRRRRIIIIIIDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Real Confession {11/2}

I might have jumped the gun a little yesterday and posted my confessions.  I may have gotten confused and thought it was already Wednesday... then I may not have noticed that it wasn't actually Wednesday until I plowed through my Feedly and there was nary a Confessions post to be read, just weekend reviews.  Uhhh, where were the linker-uppers?!  Oh, mystery solved.  I'm early to the party.

Whatever.  Check out my Confessions here if you didn't see them yesterday.  If you didn't see them, you should because [New Bike] gets a name AND there's pictureeeeeeessss....  If that's not click bait, I don't know what is.

I give you this video of Tom Hiddleston dancing as a pre-game to those awesome confessions.  #yourewelcome


Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Confessions {11/2}

-When making my own salads, I always overdo it on the toppings and by the end I'm eating just toppings with no greens.  I do not understand moderation.  #ALLTHETOPPINGS


-After Teh Sister and BIL arrived in CA and found a place to live, Teh Sister informed me that she was in need of a squatty potty because her toilets are so tall her feet don't touch the floor and she'd been using her kitchen stool in the bathroom.  She sent me a photo at the same time my Amazon app notified me that it had been delivered.  Now every time she goes poopie, she'll think about me.  #lifegoalsachieved  #happyshitting

-Conversation with a coworker:
Coworker: Did you see my email?
Me: Yes.  I haven't read it yet.
C: Well, I think it's good.  I didn't cuss at anyone.
M: For us, I think that's an accomplishment every day.
C: I didn't say I didn't want to.
M: In our heads doesn't count.  It's free reign in there.


-PS. Being asked, "Did you see my email?" 30 seconds after I could hear my coworker clicking send annoyed me greatly.  Of course I saw it, but right now I'm ignoring it because I need to make sure my Facebook feed is up to date.  #LetTechnologyDoItsJob

-I ordered a polarizer for my macro lens from Amazon and happened to find my original polarizer the next day.  Ugh.  So I requested a return from Amazon, prepared to send the new, unopened polarizer back.  They said don't bother and just gave me my money back and I don't have to return it.  #SCORE


-The Halloween party in the neighborhood was on my street which was excellent.  We arrived late because of the first party we went to.  When we arrived the host explained to me that there was another Halloween party in our neighborhood and they had a scavenger hunt.  One of the items on the list was to come to the other party and get a picture... I seriously cannot understand how people can be so fucking rude. 

Not only is it a bit weird, several of the party attendees agreed that it was rude.  It doesn't matter if it was part of their scavenger hunt.  Rude of the hosts to even make that part of their scavenger hunt.  We live in a construction zone, if you want creepy, go find an empty house and take a photo with a "ghost" or something.  Don't party crash and leave.  It's rude.  #mannersgetsome #wtfpeople

-Related to above; This gem from this morning that was deleted 3 minutes after I took that screenshot:


I wasn't planning on responding to her comment because I like it when assholes prove they are assholes for everyone to see.  I'm not sure if the original poster removed the post or the page admin, but it's really easy to lay the bait for some people.  #somepeopleskids 

-Woot added a Holiday tab and I'm pumped about it.  #bringonChristmas #whatisThanksgiving


-We didn't go all out for Halloween, but we did move the Hue spotlights outside and I had them on "rave mode" (flashing random colors) and we had some creepy music playing.  Apparently, our neighborhood doesn't realize that our street exists since we're so new?  Who knows.  Maybe next year when the last phase is in progress/built we'll get more kids?  Either way, I'm only buying one bag $20 candy next year.  #yougetwhatyouget

-We had a few doggy trick or treaters and I got to give away 2 of the adult treats I had picked up (sweet tea vodka minis).  #trickortreat #smellmyfeet

-Of all the kids we got, almost all of them said "thank you" and there were only 2 girls who were greedy, but it was our own fault for telling them to take what they wanted, but they did say thank you after they'd picked through our selection.  #pickyeaters

-Teh German tried a Warhead (a sour candy) last night for the first time ever.  It's always a great joy to me when I can introduce him to American novelties, since they are pretty rare now.  His face definitely puckered a bit.  As did our neighbor's when he had one.  My mouth is watering just writing this about the sour reaction.  #pavlov


-Soooo, despite what I said about picking up [New Bike] on Wednesday after all the parts came in... I didn't wait.  I was going to wait since they had to take her apart to put the rail sliders on, but I was informed that it's not the same pieces that were already taken apart to be built, so they were going to build it and take it apart no matter what.  Well, I'm no fool, so I went and picked her up yesterday.  #newtoy

First photo of me and Bagheera.

Bagheera only had 1 mile, which is required by the manufacturer.

I went by Teh German's work to give him the key to Yurtle.

-[New Bike] has a name.. are you ready for it?  I'm not sure you are...  Are you sitting down?  It's fine, you can probably stand for this one.  [New Bike] = Bagheera.  Bagheera like from The Jungle Book.  Granted, Bagheera from JB was a dude, the motorcycle's gender has flopped back and forth several times now.  I'm sure eventually I'll figure it out.  #Disneylifeforever


-I was disappointed in myself for not noticing the super sweet sign Teh German put up for me when I got home yesterday after taking Bagheera on her first ride.  He pointed it out to me.  In my defense, he did use the only notepad we have that matches the wall.  #bestboyfriendever

If you can't read it, it says, "Welcome home Bagheera"
He's the best.

-For Bagheera's first ride, we went through West Ashley, skirted downtown, crossed over the Ravenel Bridge, passed through Mount Pleasant, over the big tall bridges, and then I took my work route home so I didn't have to deal with traffic on 26 after already dealing with traffic downtown and on the big bridges.  I had failed to consider rush hour traffic and I've never wished SC allowed lane splitting more.  The problem was, I knew that if I didn't get my bridge ride in yesterday, it wouldn't happen before I left for DC and that would have been super disappointing.  #lifechoices

-We're going the fair tonight.  I'm prepping by eating a salad for lunch so I can have fried oreos for dinner dessert.  #priorities


-Sirius start playing the Holly channel tomorrow!  Channel 17 for those of you who need this in your life.  Other Christmas stations start Nov. 28th and later, boooo.  #notsorry #holidayspirit


-I was searching through my photos looking for my "eatin' pants" gif and when I searched eating, all the photos that Google automatically tagged as eating came up.  Same for when I searched for pants.  #creeptastic






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