Humpday Confessions #10

1/2 way!
I resign myself to the new button.  I'll miss Ryan though.

Vodka and Soda

Confessions:

-I don't understand the fascination with Fancy by Iggy Azalea.  I also want to hate this song, but can't, but I don't like the song, nonetheless.  Maybe we'll call it mild toleration.

-I spent all day at home yesterday.  It was FABULOUS.  Our HVAC was replaced and it took them most of the day, which meant no workie for Teh Megan!  I kinda got to sleep in (if you exclude that 2-3am session where I was cleaning the carpet thanks to some very runny, very smelly presents Meri decided she would spread the entire length of my bedroom) and then I was lazy all day.  I did put on a bra, so there's that achievement.  I didn't work out or take the dogs to the dog park as I had intended, but sometimes I need a Megan day, today was that day.


-I have to teach my friends about FB privacy settings.  I like most of my life not being out there for everyone, despite what I put on Teh Blog.  Maybe that should be my next how-to blog.. How to lock down your FB, because when you tag me and your stuff is open to public, I want to cry a little bit.  Additionally, seeing that little world beside my cover photo on FB just makes me shiver.  I wish I could change it to friends only, but your active cover photo can't be locked down.  I hate FB, have I mentioned that lately?

-I think I might be a runner.  I don't know who I am anymore.  My soul hurts a little.


-I'm a bit upset I might not be able to use my Massanutten trip thingy.  It has to be used by Aug 16th and I don't really have anyone to go with me since it has to be during the week.  I'm thinking Sunday-Tuesday, but most people have a thing called work that kinda interferes with this plan of getting to use my pass.  Le sigh.  I'd give it to someone to use, but I have to be there.  Ugggh, #firstworldproblems.  Anyone wanna go to Massanutten and play Cards Against Humanity and play at the water park for a few days?


-People who clip their fingernails at work are disgusting.  I don't even care how clean you are.  No. 


-I'd like to kill the asshole who thought that putting a long tag in the middle of the back of my underwear was a good idea.  No, it's not a cute tag.  It tickles my butt crack and I don't like it and I then have to cut it off, risking cutting the seam because I'm an incompetent idiot, similar to you Mr (of course a Mr, only a Mr would design something so stupid) Underwear Designer with your stupid long, butt crack tickling tag.  UGH!


-I was watching some stupid promo thing at the dermatologist office on Monday afternoon and this woman was on the TV talking about her skin looking gorgeous because of whatever treatment she'd paid a bajillion dollars for and she was happy she had done it because her wedding was coming up and "I wanted to start my life off right."  If you are just "starting your life" when you get married, you're doing it wrong.  Period.  This is almost as infuriating as when the bride (or the groom if/when that happens) says, "But it's my wedding."  No, no it's not MY anything, it's OUR everything.  ARRRGGHH!!!

-I would like to kill the asshole who decides to use the right turn lane at a red light to turn left (when there are the left lane only turns left and the right lane is for left or right turns, but right turns can only go out the right side), which blocks people turning right because they are waiting on the light to change so they can turn left.


-Sometimes when I'm driving across base I have to stop for planes taxiing and I think it's awesome.  I hate jet noise, but I think planes taxiing across the street are awesome.  It's probably because I don't have to frequently stop for them.  Yeah, stopping regularly would annoy the shit out of me.

-I absolutely hate country music videos where the song is broken up by "acting."  Just sing my damn song.  I don't need your back story.  Lookin' at you, Luke Bryan and your stupid random fangirl who won't tell you where she's from problem.

-We got a new HVAC unit and I was super pumped to see that the outside unit was bigger than the previous unit.  We're hoping that since it's bigger it will have more power and it will be able to aptly cool the upstairs.  On the other hand, the amount of flies that came in my house because of the door being opened and closed all day makes me want to shake a baby.

-While the guys were replacing the HVAC unit we had a jam/dance session and I deleted duplicates from iTunes.  Why is there not a program or something that (ACTUALLY) deletes duplicates or detects if you already have a song based on the artist and title??  I just... uuuggghhhh technology is so hard.  I've deleted over 30gb of music in duplicates alone.  I have Media Monkey that Teh Bear had installed on my computer, but the macros I downloaded for it to detect duplicates wasn't very effective.  Additionally, I don't see the point of having the same song just because it's on different albums.  Although, now that I think about how I have to sync my iPod now, I'm going to kick myself in the ass for not caring.

-I will never listen to 85% of my iTunes.  I just got all Teh Bear's music on the regular and he listened to a lot of indie crap that I just never got into.  The worst part is that I refuse to delete the crap I don't listen to because then what if I don't have something someone else wants to listen to?  UGH.


-Also, the next gif is completely accurate about my life right now.  Is it end of July/August yet?





Comments

  1. OMG!! You had me dying in laughter about the long tag tickling your butt crack. I just cut a tag out of underwear that was like this. What are they thinking?!

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  2. i hate all tags. i'm not even sure why it's even required; no one reads them anyway.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  3. I keep hearing about this Fancy song, and I just can't get into it. I kind of purposefully stay away from pop music though.

    SOMEONE ALMOST KILLED ME TODAY ON MY WAY TO WORK. Seriously. People just don't know how to use turning lanes in general, because someone pulled out from the other side of the street- got in the middle turning lane- and then decided that they didn't care that I was in the lane next to them and swerved in. ALMOST DEATH. And those other people you were talking about are also assholes.

    I don't watch videos. I may turn on CMT or something in the background, but I do not watch them or even really pay attention because WHO CARES.

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  4. People clip their nails at work??? Eeeew! As for you being a runner, good for you :)

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  5. Tags! The worst. My sister rips them out of her clothes, which sometimes works like a magic trick. "Ta da! No tag." But more often than not leaves a big hole.

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  6. Ew! If I saw someone clipping their nails at work I think I'd throw up! That is so gross!

    <3, Pamela
    sequinsandseabreezes.blogspot.com

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  7. I need to have someone fix my HVAC too...after I break it, because I would love a day home haha. WTF was going on in that Teletubbies gif hahaha.

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  8. oh my god i hate long butt tags. so annoying! this was hilarious. i cant believe people clip their nails at work, so gross!

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  9. There are people that clop their nails at work? That is grosser than gross. Those people should all be sent to live on an island together, not a nice tropical island obviously. No need to reward them for disgusting behaviour. Ewww.

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  10. I know all the words to Fancy, but not by choice. It's just so dang catchy that I can't help myself!
    Clipping fingernails at work is disgusting.. yuck.

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  11. A day home is always a good thing! Also clipping nails at work?? No!

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  12. I love all the grey's anatomy gifs!!! and a day home sounds divine.

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  13. I'm the same way about Facebook which is ironic since my blog is so open. Butttt.... whatever.

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  14. Videos broken up by "acting" are the WORST! You're not a movie star, get over it!

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  15. People who clip their nails at work need to be fired immediately. Because no. Just no.

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  16. eww to clipping nails anywhere but your own house. I try to be lock down on fb too. I like to keep blog life and fb life separate. Actually I don't even know why I have fb since I dislike most things about it.

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  17. Oh gross, the nail thing is disgusting. If I break a nail at work and HAVE to clip it, I announce it loudly that it's a NEED and then shut my door for privacy. Do that at home, people!

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  18. Dying at the long butt crack tingling underwear tag. That is some damn truth! Who is responsible?!

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  19. People who clip their toenails anywhere someone else can see them doing it: EW. Just, ew.

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  20. Taking a day off for yourself every once in a while is important. So is getting laid.

    Btw, where on earth did you find that Teletubbies gif? I'm dying right now!!

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