Friday, February 5, 2016

Five on Friday #80


It's been an amazing birthday week.  I accomplished all my appointments this week and I'm still looking for the adult in the room.  Thank you to everyone who sent birthday messages.  #youdabest!

The morning started out with birthday flowers and candles from Teh German.  The candles were in a chocolate covered marshmallow (he obviously knows me well).  He even sang happy birthday to me (in English).  I'm definitely going to have to figure out the German version for his birthday in 21 days!

Because a coworker lives beside Publix, she offered to split and pick up a birthday cake with me since her birthday is next week.  Not all grocery store cakes are made the same.  Publix's cakes are AHHHMAZING?

I picked that caption.
I didn't realize the balloons were going to look like ball sacks.. or spermy dudes..  #YOLO

After birthday cake, I visited my 2nd favorite person: the Chiro.  I even delivered cake to them because they are so awesome.  They even texted me on my birthday!  After a very much needed chiro appointment, I delivered birthday cake to Teh German as well.  Ok, and I needed mid-day birthday kisses.  #noshame  When I dropped it off, Teh German asked if I had already prepped dinner and I told him no and he suggested we go out so I didn't have to cook.  As if I was going to say no to that proposition.  I picked a place called Your Pie and it was a solid life choice.

Teh German: The Carolina (a special with pimento cheese as the sauce, buffalo chicken, jalapenos, cheese, and bbq sauce on regular wheat crust.
Teh Megan: Pesto base with real mozz and shredded mozz cheese with mushrooms on GF crust (I meant to also add bacon, but forgot).

With beer and gelato.
He's such a good sport for my selfies.


Remember last Friday when I told you about all my appointments this week?  Check to all of those boxes.  Here's the rundown of that good time:

Eye doc: "You have football shaped eyes and you're trying too hard to read the little text.  Here's your prescription for glasses."

Dentist: "Your teeth look really good!  How long has it been since your last cleaning?"
Me: "September 2014."
Dentist: "Wow, awesome!  Keep doing what you're doing."

Chiro: "You needed me.  Happy birthday!"

DMV: "Sorry, we don't do motorcycle tests when it's raining.  Would you like to reschedule?"

The massage wasn't that great and if I hadn't already bought Teh German a groupon for the same lady, I wouldn't have sent anyone her way, despite her handing me her card and telling me that she'd match the Groupon prices.  I asked for medium to hard pressure and she seemed to forget that when she was doing my feet.. but then she moved back up to my arms/chest and almost left bruises around my collar bone.  I also asked for her to focus on my face/neck and she mostly focused on my shoulders and legs.  Boo.

That said, now I really want to go back to the place that we went to when we were in NC for Christmas.. especially since they still have the groupon up.  House, Megan.. HOUSE MONEY.


From the phone this week:

I look like Chuckie from Rugrats.

Aka, Sophia from Golden Girls...

What I picked:

This is why my car insurance is so high in Charleston.  He had been in front of me but decided he needed to turn left.
The worst part was the cop that was right beside me didn't even do anything!

Thanks Navy for enabling me to ride in the rain without getting drenched.
Too bad the DMV wasn't as prepared as I was.

Sweaty Selfies with my Sweetie.

Friday motivation.


Have I ever showed you how cute my dogs are?  No?  Oh well then let me remedy that right NOAW.

He's winking at you.


10 things that made me happy this week:
  1. Phil is internet famous!  
  2. Birthday flowers that I can cut off the stamens and pollen tubes and still get to enjoy (aka I'm allergic to lilies and Teh German forgot).
  3. Getting shit done this week.  From volunteer stuff to work stuff to all my appointments.
  4. Playing with Meri.
  5. Phil being snuggly, despite his not feeling well.
  6. Meeting someone else that was in the Navy that never went to a ship and didn't feel bad about it (the eye doc).
  7. Puzzles
  8. Being able to kidsit tonight for a coworker.
  9. King Cake at work.
  10. Teh German waking up with my (early) alarm on my birthday and saying, "Happy Birthday, my love," first thing, before he'd even opened his eyes. 

Happy Friday, Gentle Readers.
Linking up with these ladies since it's FFFFRRRRRRIIIIIIDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!


  1. Happy Belated Birthday!! I recently got glasses too and it was so much fun trying them all on!!! =)


    Happy belated birthday and I love your spermy, deflated ballsack eat your vegetable cake :) Also, sprechen sie Deutsch? Ich auch! Leider kann ich nicht sehr gut auf Deutsch schrieben. Okay, that's enough of that -- in case you couldn't tell, my German sucks bigger balls than the ones on your cake.

    Also love the working out pictures. You know what they say about couples that work out together :)

    Have a great weekend!

  3. Happy belated birthday! Phil can practically start doing paid appearances now!

  4. Happy belated my sweets!
    What gets Meri going? Does she have to hear noise or you singing to get her going? Phil looks unimpressed. Lol!
    Woot woot to Phil being featured on that website!! That's exciting. What's going with him and being under the weather?

    Love the sperm cake bahaha! Enjoy your weekend love. Xo

  5. I am so glad that your birthday was awesome!

    The dogs are cute as ever!!! Love them!

  6. Looks like a yummy birthday!

    I had the opposite problem with the only massage I ever got- I put medium pressure but it felt like she was barely touching was basically not worth it.

    Yum, King Cake!


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