Two things, real quick.
1- I am a grown ass adult and I got shampoo in my eye this morning. WTF is that shit? Fun fact, it still burns just like when I was a kid. Additionally, dat Herbal Essences burns WAY more than No-Tears Lavender by Johnson&Johnson.
2- I have a lazy eye. Usually by 7pm, this eye is more tired than the rest of my body and then I look like Count Adhemar and if you don't know who Count Adhemar is, Ima need you to go watch A Knight's Tale (RIP Heath Ledger) and report back. I think this LITERALLY every time my eye is being lazy. Every.single.time.
This is Count Adhemar if you live under a rock/have never seen A Knight's Tale. |
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