And then Dwayne responds: I love you hunny bunch.
Hunny Bunch: I love you more.
D: I love you more.
HB: No I love YOU more, cause I said it first.
D: XOXOXOXOXOXOXO, thats more love.
|Seriously? (FB Group)|
The thing about the blog though is that this is my space (not to be confused with Myspace, which I no longer have). I can say whatever the hell I want. Although, I do still try to apply the Facebook Rules as often as possible, because even in the blog, no one wants to hear all that sap. References every once in a while is endearing, but plastering your love all over the internet for the world to see just annoys everyone else. The rest of us are glad you are happy, truly. But, I'm deployed (even if this is a PCS, don't get sassy), and this isn't my normal life, so when you plaster all over the internet how happy you are, I'm happy for you in a please-shut-the-fuck-up-soon-no-one-wants-to-see-that-all-the-time type of way.
|What mushy FB statuses would look like |
if they weren't just words on the internet.
Another one of the great things about this being my blog is that I can go off on as many tangents as I like... :)
Back to the rules. We try not to smother everyone else with our lub. Not everyone in the world needs to know the things that I can tell Teh Bear person-to-person via skype or chat versus a Facebook status. I mean, I know my situation isn't the best in the world, but I know there are people out there that have it worse than I do, so while I sit in my comfy apartment talking about someone else's love smothering me, I don't want to be the asshole that rubs my relationship awesomeness in someone else's face.
So we have Facebook Rules. If its anything close to mushy, reevaluate and decide if you need to break the rules. Hell, sometimes even posting pics of us being silly together causes me to reevaluate, like hrmmmmm, should this be posted? The kissy pic I posted for my 30 day challenge? That was at least a 5 minute debate in my head, but that photo makes me smile every time I see it, so I stuck to my guns. We hope that it saves us from earning the reputation of being that couple and saving people's gag reflex and potentially prior meal.