Friday, October 21, 2016

Five on Friday #90

EINS

Teh MD-AR IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!  She arrived last night.  Let me tell you about all the fun things we have planned.  You're not even ready for this.  I know it.

Friday: Megan gets off work at her Friday time, go home, head out for packet pick up, do things.  Teh German comes home, we all go out to dinner out at a delicious place (Willie Jewels?  Sesame?  Home Team BBQ?  Mex 1?  so many options, so little stomach space).  NashBash at 6pm to see Billy Currington, David Nail, and Love & Theft.

Saturday: We have the James Island Connector 10k Saturday morning.  Saturday evening we will be attending the Stingrays season opener.

Sunday through the dreaded day (when she leaves): Laziness and whatever we wawnt.


ZWEI

Women's reproductive rights.  Let's talk about it for a moment.  Ok more than a moment, because I have a lot to say about it.

Let's start with some history, shall we?
I was raised Catholic.  My grandparents did the rosary together every night before bed, and I absolutely adored this.  I only missed church for sickness or possible death.  Then I graduated high school and left for college.  While I was at NCSU, I went to church services a few times, but truthfully, it was weird because church was in a theater and where were all the adults?  Getting to a church off campus was a lot of effort since my car was parked a 30 minute walk/bus ride away. 

But the real truth is that even when I still lived with my parents, I was having some doubts about my faith.  It all seemed weird and like everyone believed in magic, but 1- my parents required that I be at church, so I was there.  2- everyone else was doing it, so it was fine.  I could do this too.  These feelings got stronger as I got older.

All of that was to tell you that I've actually participated in a pro-life march in DC (through the church).  Someone explained the concept of pro-life to me, but I was 11 or 12 and had no real concept of what any of it meant.  I thought we were there to save live babies from being killed or something.  It didn't make sense.  We rode in a charter bus from NC to DC and then we slept in a gym with men separate from women and used a community bathroom for all our hygienic needs (which mine were pretty slim during that trip).  We gathered at what I came to learn (within the last 5-8 years) was the National Mall and then we walked down the street to the building where some hearing was taking place.  We didn't stay for long once we got there.  I can't remember if we went back to the Mall or if our bus was there waiting for us.  Either way, we ended up back in the bus and headed back to NC.

The grim reaper costumes and Halloween-esque babies and signs are still perfectly clear in my memory.  Nonetheless, today I am pro-choice.  In fact, I was probably pro-choice at that gathering, I just didn't know what pro-choice was. 

I believe that the choices I make with MY body are MY choices.  You can have your opinions about my choices, but your opinions should not affect my RIGHTS to make choices about my body. 

I don't want to swing this into politics, but we all know that's the real reason this conversation is so relevant right now.  A presidential candidate is talking about reversing the rights I was given to choose what I want to do with my body.  That concept is horrific to me.  The idea of losing my rights is astounding.  It is reversing progress.  It is, for lack of better words, and to steal from said presidential candidate, "Wrong."

PS.  The only analogy I can make for the male perspective is having to sign up for the draft.  That said, I support women having to also sign up for the draft. 

PPS.  This article and this article about late-term abortions explain why women should have the right to choose.  It's not about killing babies, it's about saving the life (physical and mental) of a mother.


DREI

I signed Phil and Meri up for a Pupbox or something.  It was only $10 and I'll cancel the subscription after the box ships so it doesn't automatically renew.  After getting some crazy-dog-lazy shade about feeding my dogs milkbones, I figured I'd look into an alternative source for treats. 

In more complete honesty (when don't you get that with me?  I mean, really?), Phil and Meri rarely get treats.  The get their meals 2x a day with a gob of peanut butter so they will take their meds and they get a frozen peanut butter kong (lined with PB around the edges only, not completely filled) each day when we both leave for work.  If we leave in the evening for any reason, they are only given PB kongs if they didn't get one earlier in the day.  If they got a pb kong earlier, they will get 2 milkbones each or a teeth cleaning treat.  Rarely, they will get scraps of human food, but that is only delivered via their bowls so they don't beg while we are eating.

I bought this huge box of milkbones because it was a lot of treats and they don't get them that often.  I opened this box when we moved in May and it's probably still 1/2 full. 

I'm really a super strict dog mom.  Feel sorry for my future spawns.


VIER

From the phone:
Meri supervising while I change Phil's bandages

We attended a Stingrays meet and greet this week.  Teh German got his jersey signed by all the players.  Damn, Megan, good job on that anniversary present!

sneaky selfies with the new head coach.


Morale boosting toys from Roux's Humom

We're officially bandage free, but that right paw is still pretty swollen.
From my manipulations, I'm thinking he might have strained some toes.
He's mostly back to being himself though, so YAY!

After some FB friend assistance, I learned that I'd been watering a weed.
I pulled that sucker out last night and it was WELL-TENDED.  Super thick roots and stem.
I had to do some manhandling to get it out of the ground!
Also, it was stinky.  No bueno.



FÜNF

10 things that made me happy this week:
  1. Picking up my medal shadowbox.
  2. Phil getting back to his normal self.
  3. Shaving my legs.
  4. Live tweeting my debate reactions.  Since Teh German insisted on watching, despite my protests.
  5. Extra dogs in the house
  6. Being the only person dressed up for a Friday meeting with clients while everyone one was wearing jeans.  #fancy
  7. Almost being done with The Last Anniversary on audiobook because ugh.
  8. Figuring out the weed vs flower debacle.
  9. Meetings that end early.
  10. Teh MD-AR arriving!!!



Happy Friday, Gentle Readers.
Linking up with these ladies since it's FFFFRRRRRRIIIIIIDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Confessions {10/19}

-Dear Coworker,
When I walk by your desk, you are always switching the window unless you are actually doing work.  It's fine that you're on FB/whatever you're doing.  Just leave it open.  OWN it.  But stop looking guilty.  Also, how can you not hear my badge clinking against my lanyard as I approach?  You know it's me, you know I don't care.  Just don't bother.  #working


-The women's bathroom at our new office makes me rage.  Between the idiosyncrasies in all 3 stalls, the fact that the touchless paper towel dispenser gives you approximately 1 centimeter of paper towel per wave of your hand, makes my rage palpable.  #youhadonejob #Ijustwanttodrymyhands

-My entire menstruating life, I've been told by various women to keep track of my periods.  I didn't.  Until after my endo surgery.  I set up a googly calendar to track my periods and sexy time.  Now I'm super OCD about tracking both.  I enter my period as "Hooray no babies!" or "I'm a real girl!"  Sex is just "!".  Because bang.  Get it?  #Impunny

-When I share a picture from my phone, the menu that pops up is constantly changing.  The icons are never in the same place.  It makes me #irrationallyangry


-Dear Coworker,
Stop wearing those sandals.  They are clunky and I'm afraid you are going to trip and fall.  Also, they are noisy.  #notagoodlifechoice

-To the very sweet Old Navy employee who told me I probably needed a 6 or 8 in leggings.  You are so sweet!  Thank you for either lying or being very nice.  You didn't look surprised when I said I probably needed a 10, so you were probably lying to be nice.  #lietomeandtellmeImpretty


-I admitted this to Nadine the other day, but I figured it was perfect confessions fodder.  When I was young, at night I would make up scenarios in my head before I'd go to sleep.  Sometimes I'd pretend I was pregnant by stuffing a basketball under my sleep shirt.  This could be why I'm not in a hurry to get knocked up.  #girlsareweird #basketballbaby

-Twitterfeed is shutting down their services.  They emailed everyone TWO WEEKS before the site goes down.  Seriously?  This is annoying to me for several reasons:
1.  This blog feeds to FB and Twitter through Twitterfeed.
2.  (most important) The GEGR (Phil's rescue group) foster blogs feed to FB and Twitter through Twitterfeed.
The problem with finding a replacement is that most of these services cost money, are difficult to figure out, or the free accounts limit the feeds they will push.  Uggggghhhhh.  #allgoodthingscometoanend  #suggestionswelcome

-I bought jeggings from Old Navy last March and I loved them.  Then they got stretched and the black faded (which is why I hate black pants).  I bought 3 new pairs of jeggings when I was at Old Navy for my halloween costume piece, but I haven't decided if I'm going to keep them or not.  I haven't decided if wearing stretchy pants is letting myself go or not.  I guess this isn't really that much different than wearing some of the stuff I wear to work (skirts/dresses w/ stretch/no waist), but it just feels like giving up.  I purposely didn't take the tags off in case I decide to return them.  Truthfully, I don't need more pants.  I bought black, navy blue, and denim.  Do I keep them?  Do I return them?  PS.  I got 55% off of my entire purchase, so super sale.  #indecision #fashionpolice #stretchypants


-Mangos are tropical and fun.. but I don't love mango.  In fact, I greatly dislike it.  I want to like it.  Alas, I do not.  #mangosaregross

-When I was in 2nd grade, we had these learn to type machines, called Type Right, so we could learn to type.  I guess because the entire school shared 1 classroom set of these bad boys, we only got to use these things a few times.  All I remember from this was learning the home row keys.. and all possible words that can be made from the home row.  I repeated these words so often that I still remember those stupid little machines (that made my hands hurt really bad!) every time I type one of those words.  For example: salad, sass, dad, add, all, ask, lad, lass, alas, fad, salads.  #musclememory #learningtotype #backintheday


-I haven't read blogs since last week and I know I'm going to sign into Feedly to a mabillionty unread blogs and #bloggerproblems.  Also, I'd really like to read the linker-uppers from the Show Us Your Books linkup, but haven't done that either.  This weekend isn't looking like I'll be taking the time either.  #yolo  #somuchliving  #notimeforboring

-Because I can't rely on the dishwasher at work being ran, I use the lazy method of washing my mug during the week (since it seems to get ran every other Friday).  I run the Keurig for 12 oz of water in my mug.  Not only does this clear out any coffee juice that took place before me, but it also helps me rinse/sanitize my mug before I use it.  Sometimes, I'm really fancy and get a paper towel and dip it in the scalding water and wipe off the lip/handle.  #sofancy  #energyconservation  #2birds1stone

-Guess who will be here tomorrow?!?!  It's ok, I'll just tell you.  TEH MD-AR WILL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHTTTT!!!!!!!!!  Although this isn't soon enough.  /squeeeeeeeee  She'll be here until Tuesday, which isn't long enough.  All week I've been looking at this picture because it makes me laugh.  #notsorry #runningbesties




Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Sh*t Teh German Said... #2

I've been stocking up.  Now I shall share.

http://www.canidecideanotherday.com/search/label/Shit%20Teh%20German%20Said



After I shared the link to the 1st batch, this was Teh German's response.


While at a Stingrays game the mascot passed our seats:
Teh German (tG): It's Coolray!  I touched him!  I touched the ray!!!



Teh Megan (tM): I never watched the Jackass movie.
tG: We made our own jackass video.  It's on VHS somewhere.
tM: We'll be watching that when we travel back in time.



tM: Sorry, I was pressing the button, but it wasn't pressing.
tG: It wasn't impressed?



While driving a car is coming towards us with bright lights.
tG: Do you have on your high beams?
*car passes
tM: Maybe they had on their high beams because they are like a streak of lightning.
tG: Maybe like a streak of douchary.



When we were on our way to Germany, I got a massive zit on my cheek.
tM: OMG this zit is so big.
tG: You should apply for another zipcode.
tM: You mean zit-code?


We pass a Gentleman's Club sign
tG: A gentleman doesn't have to pay money to have women hang out with him.


Teh German is singing.
tG: Like rrrrraaaiiiiinnnn hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm..  What is this song called?  Rain?
tM: Ironic.  Because irony.
*song was Ironic by Alanis Morissette if you didn't figure it out from Teh German's rendition.






Monday, October 17, 2016

Weekend Review {10/17}

You know how some weekends you have a goals in mind that you want to accomplish and then everything about the weekend works against you and you accomplish nothing?  Yeah, that was my weekend.  But let me tell you about it.

Goals: Go through photos, write blogs, run

FRIDAY

I don't recall anything noteworthy about work on Friday.  I did leave after lunch time because I had hit 40 hours and I didn't want to be in the office anymore.  When I got home, I tried to read linker-upper posts from the Show Us Your Books linkup, but failed because of exhaustion.  Between girl week and shitty sleeps, I was done.  I ended up napping on the couch until Teh German came home, early! 

He walked in the door ready to hang up the Germ-erica flag.  I had told him that my stipulation was that we hang everything upstairs after we hung the flag and he had agreed.  I slowly got up and we got started hanging the frame.  There was a debacle since our step stool has been missing since the boarding-down party, Sunday after the hurricane.  We ended up using a chair and with some German precision, we got the hooks hung and the frame up.  We may have had to use the retractable roasting sticks to get the wire in the hooks, but the frame is up!






I should have put something else in the picture for perspective.  Well, I can tell you that those photos are 4x6 photos.  I didn't count how many there are in the frame.  The frame is actually 3x5.. and I mean 3 FEET by 5 FEET.  It took up the entire back of Yurtle when I brought it home.  It's YUGE.  I wanted to get a picture straight on of the frame, but the glare from the windows was killing my mojo.  Every single time I passed the frame going up and down the stairs all weekend, I smiled.  It makes me super happy.


After the flag went up, it was time to hang up other things.  I had to get grumbly with Teh German who kept getting distracted by social media.  He gave me his opinion on where certain things should go and we got all the upstairs stuff hung within 15 minutes.  Woot.

Bedroom - Storypeople
Guest Room - GTMO pics
Loft/Stairs - Etc/flag

YAY for having a perspective photo of the flag!

We had agreed to "first date" for dinner.  This means we would ride to Hometeam BBQ on Mike and Suzi for dinner.  After we finished our hanging, we watched an episode or two of HIMYM and then decided we were hungry.  We got ready and headed out to West Ashley.  It was a boring ride since we saw cops on every road we turned onto.  This was probably to make up for that 100mph ride we did a few weeks ago.  I did get a good laugh out of the assholes who were trying to pass on the right since we were blocking the fast lane at 5-10 mph over the speed limit, keeping pace with the state trooper.  They'd get over and start to pass and realize why we were all going so "slow" and then let off the gas.  Really, you see 2 crotch rockets in the left lane going almost the speed limit and you don't think there is a reason they are blocking the left lane?  You're an idiot, enjoy your ticket, douchewad.

It was almost just like first date because we even got "our" parking spot right up front.  We waited in line for a bit since we arrived right at the dinner time rush.  After we got our food, we sat outside to eat since it's not the temperature of hell in Charleston anymore, small miracles.  We got to see a few puppies (actual puppies) and one older guy noticed my NCSU sweatshirt and said to me, "Go Pack!"  I was in the middle of chewing, so I made the wolf hand sign as he passed.  It made the evening even more awesome. 


Eventually, after some chatting, we headed back home.  The trip back home was, thankfully, uneventful.  We settled in and watched a few more episodes of HIMYM and then it was time for bed.



SATURDAY

I slept like absolute shit on Friday night because I kept having concentration camp nightmares from the audiobook I was listening too.  I was awake more than I was asleep.  It made for a very difficult AM when Teh German's alarm went off so he could get to work.  I felt like I had just fallen asleep and he uses the annoying bunker alarm so I really just wanted to hulksmash the phone.  I wasn't able to fall back asleep for several hours after his alarm went off, but I think I managed to sneak in another hour before I finally gave up and got out of bed. 

There was a monster in my bed.

My biggest plan of the day was to get a run in.  My toeS aren't completely better, but we have a 10k scheduled for next week, so I needed to at least test if I could manage to run at all.  We had someone coming out to give us an estimate on laying concrete for a driveway extension and a slab for the trailer and to extend the patio, and I was waiting on them before I went on my run, knowing that they'd show up when I was at least 1/2 a mile away.  It didn't take long to get the measurements and they said they'd get back to me with an estimate. 

As soon as they left, I started my run.  I turned on my audiobook, because I was determined to finish it before the day was over, to hopefully stop anymore nightmares from keeping me up.  I'm pleased to say that I made it 2.25 miles with very minimal pain.  That pain was actually on the ripped off nail toe, not the original gimp toe!  This is good news!  It means I'm 10k not-ready ready next weekend!  After missing 1 run that I'd paid for, I'm glad not to have to sit out another.

After my run, I watered the flowers, ate lunch, did some puzzles, all the while listening to my audiobook.  I figured Teh German was going to be home after lunchtime, but ended up being wrong.  I showered and the audiobook FINALLY ended.  I was glad for it to be over because it was a WW2/concentration camp book and I needed it to end so I could move on with my life.  I didn't enjoy the narration and the story was horrific, but I had to finish it.  It was a good book though.


With the audiobook over, I started the laundry and shortly after Teh German came home and we burned some time chatting and perusing social media until it was time to go over to Roux's house for a meet and greet type gathering.  We arrived early so the dogs could burn off most of their energy before other guests started to arrive.  We had snacks while the dogs played.  Eventually the other guests arrived and we socialized.  When it was doggy dinner time, I brought Meri and Phil home and fed them dinner, rotated the laundry, then put the dogs in their crates when I headed back to the gathering.  I was exhausted and my head was hurting, but I went back. 

Phil on his chair at Roux's house


Roux wanted a close up taken.







A few hours later, we headed home.  It was also ladies night for the neighborhood, but I skipped out.  Teh German was pretty drunk when we left and we came home and went straight to bed at 8:30.  Since Teh German was so drunk, he kept twitching.. but when he started groaning, I sprang out of bed and retrieved a trash can to put by his side of the bed.  He was up and down throughout the night, waking me up each time he woke up and shuffled his way to the bathroom. 


SUNDAY

Another restless night accomplished, we woke up late on Sunday.  Teh German wisely chose to feed the dogs while I stayed in bed.  After feeding, everyone came back upstairs to morning naps.  We slept in until 10ish, when Teh German noticed a message from his aunt asking if we were awake.  We said yes and she skyped with us for a few minutes to explain that she was having some issues booking travel from Charlotte to Charleston, which I offered to assist her with.  After we finished our skype chat, Teh German and I got out of bed and got ready to head out.  We had agreed to go to a Barktober event with Roux's Humom and Mr. Golfer.  I had already said we were not bringing the dogs, much to Teh German's dismay.

Despite his hangover, Teh German was a good sport.  We got to the event and ate first thing.  Then I noticed they had a small lure chasing course set up and I immediately wanted to go home and get Phil and Meri.  I thought Meri would love to chase the lure.  I figured Phil wouldn't care either way, what with taking his retirement very seriously.  After we walked through all the booths, I spoke with the guy running the lure and he said that a greyhound would be fine, he would just have to make sure to turn the lure quick enough so he didn't barrel through the fencing. 

Finally, we all loaded back up and headed back home for us to pick up Phil and Meri.  Roux's Humom came back with us to take photos, while Mr. Golfer headed to Lowe's for other activities.  I was super pumped to get the dogs running.  When we got there, we got close parking (yay) and we went straight to the lure course and paid and waited in line for a bit.  It wasn't too long, but it felt like a long time because we were in the sun.  Finally, it was our turn.  I figured Meri would have been amped up, but neither dog seemed to have noticed the lure going around the course.  At the last minute, I decided to take Phil in first since I figured he'd be easier to hold while Meri ran her turn.  It took a split second for Phil to notice the lure and then he was off!  It was the fastest I'd seen him go ever.  He wasn't at his full greyhound speed because the course wasn't long enough, but it was so awesome to see him run. 

Then, I made a poor parenting choice.  The guy stopped the lure and told me to check Phil's paws.  I tried to lift Phil's leg, but he wasn't having it.  He was limping on his usual sore leg, so I figured he had just exerted himself a bit too hard.  I asked the guy to slow it down some and let him go more since he hadn't been running that long.  The guy really didn't slow it down any.  Phil kept right on going.  Finally, Phil's turn was up.  Teh German and I traded out Meri for Phil, but Meri wasn't having it.  She was confused where Phil had went and she wouldn't chase the lure.  So I had Teh German come back in with Phil.  Meri was happy to chase Phil, who was chasing the lure again.  They didn't run long because Phil was starting to run wonky.  I thanked the lure guy for the good time and we headed out of the enclosed area.  At which point, several people noticed at once that Phil was bleeding. 

Phil was also huffing and puffing.  He's not as in shape as he used to be.  I knew there were pools in the dog area, so I took Phil and Teh German had Meri while Roux's Humom walked with us to the far side of the dog park.  The pools were disgusting, but I walked Phil through them.  Then when Roux's Humom noticed a water hose, I led my mini-horse to water.  Once I got Phil on a smooth surface, I checked his paws.  The big pad on each paw was ripped and pretty bad.  He was obviously hurting.  The thing about Greyhounds is they are extremely stoic.  There was no whimpering or sound, but my boy was moving super slowly and I knew.  He was also panting very heavy, so the first thing I did was hose him down.  I felt bad that I also hosed down Roux's Humom a little also, but it wasn't intentional.  My pants were super wet from the hose.  After getting Phil hosed off and his panting a little less heavy, I focused on rinsing off his feet.  This was fruitless because we then had to walk all the way back across the dog park and to the car, but I wanted to make sure that whatever could have been in them from the pools was washed away.

Once I felt like I had cooled him down as much as possible, we slowly made our way back to the car.  Truthfully, I was in full-blown panic mode after I noticed that Phil's paws were bleeding.  I knew that Teh German had Meri so I seriously gave zero shits about anything else besides Phil in those moments.  Some asshole hadn't bothered to latch the gate when he was coming out the entrance so I made him latch the gate before we came in.  I just can't with some people.  I had to lead dogs out of our way because they wanted to come and say hi.  This is not the time right now dogs, get away.  I was in this zone from the time Phil left the course until I got him in the car.  I also had a super panic moment when a smallish white/black dog crossed in front of us as I was leading Phil to the car.  It was slow going, but after his just chasing a white thingy, I didn't need him eating someone's dog.  I didn't even care about the lady sitting right there, I gently, but forcefully relocated the dog as Phil came around the table, so he didn't notice it.

I had given Teh German my keys and he was backing Yurtle up as far as possible so Phil wouldn't have to cross the gravel.  While we waited on him to back up, Phil and I stopped at the edge of the sidewalk where a police officer was standing in the shade.  While the officer and I exchanged pleasantries, Phil noticed the lure moving again and perked back up and started to lunge towards it!  This dog could barely walk and was bleeding, but he wanted to go back for more!  My heart ached.

I managed to get Phil to the back of Yurtle, Meri was already inside.  I knew he wasn't going to be able to jump in the car, so I had Teh German help me lift Phil inside the car.  Phil quickly settled down and I drove home in a mild panic.  What kind of mom lets their kid hurt itself?  That's all I could think of.  Me.  I did. 

When we got home, we dropped off Roux's Humom and Teh German stopped and fetched our found step stool (yay!).  We had some debate about how to get Phil out of the car without him jumping out.  We tried using one of the hurricane boards for the windows, but it was too steep.  In the end, I manhandled Phil and lifted him out myself.  PS.  Phil weighs 80 lbs.  Mom-adrenaline is real.

The first thing I did was have both dogs go outside.  Once back in, I knew Phil would settle quickly since he was hurting.  Once he was laying down on a slumber ball (with my help), I washed each paw with warm soapy water, smothered the pads with neosporin, and wrapped each paw with a non-stick gauze pad and vet wrap and let Phil rest.  I did massage his legs and back once in the afternoon and before bed to help his muscles some.  When he got up for dinner and last out, my heart continued to break.  My poor boy was limping so bad, I just wanted to carry him everywhere. 


tired pups

After Phil was taken care of, I texted another neighbor to let her know we were home.  She had said she was making Thai noodles for dinner and asked if we wanted to try them.  Of course we did.  We ended up going over for an early dinner around 3:30 since that's when the baby was asleep.  The noodles were delicious and she didn't add any spice to them so I could eat too!  We socialized for a little bit and then when it was doggy dinner time, we headed home.

We hadn't put the dogs in their crates when we left because I knew they were both tired.  When we came inside, Phil was coming down the stairs.  I knew he would be ok, but I also knew he was hurting.  He ate all his dinner with no issue and went outside for business.  When he came back in, he settled on his slumber ball and passed out while Teh German and I watched HIMYM for the rest of the night. 

Blogging or photos accomplished?  Nurpe. 

I'd been fighting a headache all of Sunday and realized Sunday evening it's because I had failed to put Sudafed in my daily pill container.  Oops.  We headed to bed after Stella and Ted broke up.  Teh German rubbed my neck and shoulders since my head was hurting and because he's the best boyfriend ever.  Then it was bedtime.


_______________________________
Overall, a very fun socializing weekend.  I knew that we had activities planned for this weekend, but I hadn't expected to so social.  It's not a bad thing.  I'm hoping that soon I can get back to sleeping soundly because this being exhausted all the time is unbecoming. 

Phil was pretty bad off this morning.  I gave him a tramadol (left over from his last dental) before bed and it was obviously working because in the middle of the night I heard Phil shuffling around and licking his foot.  He wasn't pleased when he was caught and I made him go back to bed, but he was still in bed this morning when the alarms went off, even if he was missing his bandage on one foot (the worst foot, of course).

He hobbled down the stairs on his own and made it outside for business.  When they came inside this morning, I had them go straight to their crates for peanut butter kongs so Phil would only have to settle one time.  Since Phil hadn't taken his pills (to include a pain pill) or finished his breakfast, I put that in his crate with him.  I'm headed home at lunch today to check on him and do his foot soaks and rewrap his foot, since I'm sure he's been licking at it.

Truthfully, I feel like an absolutely horrible dog mom.  But I know he had a blast.  From the one two photos I've seen of his run, he has so much joy on his face.  Kangaroo Meri is absolutely adorable too.

https://www.facebook.com/Jeanne-Taylor-Photography-Pet-Portraits-117090351722394/

Overall, another great weekend.  Phil will hopefully be back in commission soon, since I plan on having him on a regular treatment schedule with foot soaks and wraps and pain killers.  Maybe one day I'll get to those photos.


Friday, October 14, 2016

Five on Friday #89


EINS

It's been approximately a thousand days since I've done one of these posts.  That said, having Disney posts scheduled for a few weeks brought me joy and bad habits of laziness, but alas, they are in the past.  I did get some Shit Teh German Said posts scheduled, and by some, I mean 2 posts.  What else is coming up?  Uhh, Alyssa's blogging thing.  I'm going to try to write more of those posts, even though they take brain power.

I'm in serious blogging-planner mode because I've even been thinking about my December year review posts.  Germany reviews are still on the plate as well, although I have some regret about not writing up the activities as we did them/when I came back because I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of stuff now.  Le siiiigh.


ZWEI

Teh German has set a goal for us to have some House projects complete by early December, before his aunt arrives.  I felt like this was reasonable.  One of our big projects was to create a photo collage of all the photos I took of House while it was being built and put them over the Germ-erican flag that Teh German got before he left Germany.  When he lived at The Closet, it hung over the bed and I only ever saw it 3 times before it came down and got packed away. 

In March, Teh German came up with this photo idea and I agreed.  We hit a bump in the road about a month ago after a failed trip to Lowe's to buy the ingredients (ok fine, materials) to build a frame.  We had no idea how to build a frame, or what to build it of.  It was a crisis in Lowe's that led to 24 hours of silent treatment between us.  A week or so after that, we decided to go by Michael's to check out the custom framing situation.  That coincidentally was the last day of their 70% of custom frames sale.  We ordered a frame for the flag and then we had to wait on it to come in.  I also ordered my shadowbox for my Disney medals on that same day.

Due to the hurricane, our order was a few days delayed, but we weren't worried.  I picked the frame up earlier this week when they called.  Photos have been printed for a while.  Teh MD-AR had a Shutterfly credit so I just gave her dollars for an order when I noticed that prints were 50% off.  The only ingredient we didn't have was something to hold the photos in place, which we picked up when I went to get my medal's shadowbox the next night. 

With all the ingredients, we were finally able to start and finish our flag project!



We were able to quickly agree on what photos we wanted and it was fun to look through the photos and remember House visits and selfies.  We arranged the flag and pinned it down, then we arranged the photos and confirmed our work.  The hard part was tacking the photos down.  If you zoom in on the photo of the back of the frame, you'll see a whole bunch of pins sticking up out of the back.  Yeah, that was a hazard.  I bled once when Teh German stabbed me in the finger with a pin because I was an idiot and had my finger in the wrong place.  I laughed it off.  Once I got it to stop bleeding, we kept pinning.  FYI, pushing pins through 1/2 photos and the foam board backing is more effort than you'd think it would be.  Also, it hurts your widdle fingers.  I was so relieved when we finished with the pins, we hugged AND high fived. 

After getting the flag and photos on, we had to peel the contact paper from the acrylic (glass would have been too expensive/heavy).  Teh German didn't want to scratch it so after getting one side of it peeled off while it was laying on the island, I had to hold the acrylic while he peeled the other side of the contact paper off.  He didn't want to scratch it on the island and I didn't want to lay it on the couch and it gather all the lint/dust/dog hair.  Eventually, with the acrylic unwrapped, we laid it on the photos and flipped it into the frame and got it secured.

When we observed our finished work, one of the photos had fallen and had to be fixed.  We undid the back and ended up taking the acrylic off and I set about putting in several more pins to remedy any loose photos.  Pins added, we got the acrylic back on and the tabs back down.  When we observed it the 2nd time, there was another photo that had moved out of place.  This time we were able to knock it back down into place for the most part.  Then we just reiterated that the flag isn't perfect and the photos aren't perfect and we aren't perfect and we called the project complete.  Ok, I called the project complete, Teh German reminded me the frame wasn't on the wall yet.  Truthfully, I know he'll want to get it up on the wall asap, so I'm not concerned about that part.  We put the hardware on the frame and stood it against the wall to look at it.  DONE.

By the time we finished, I was exhausted so I said I wanted to wait until we had daylight to hang the frame so that way we can see what we're doing and also put it in the best place.  Additionally, we have several other items to hang, so when we hang this, I'm going to try to rope Teh German into hanging the other things at the same time.  2 birds, 1 stone, and such..

You'll have to wait for us to get the frame on the wall for a final photo!  AKA, I didn't take a photo of the final product when we checked it.  Exhausted was not a strong enough word to describe my level of tired.  My under eye bags had bags, I was so tired.

I'm glad this project was knocked out.  It has been a big thing on Teh German's list for a long time.  I think this means that now he'll move on to garage organizing.  I'm super pumped about this because while the garage isn't a disaster, it's mostly organized chaos.


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From the phone:


Do you see how excited I am in the photo above?  Yeah.  I was.  And then I looked closely at the frame and my stupidly high OCD standards were not met.  The middle bib is falling, the medals on the right have WAY more space than on the left.  The bibs were not supposed to be centered to begin with, which is part of the spacing problem.  Also, the medals on the right have the velcro on the side instead of at the very top, which is weird.  While I like the look of how close together the medals on the left are, they aren't going to make the frame smaller so we might as well space them out a bit since there's so much extra room on the right side.

Essentially, this was a lesson in, I should have done it myself because I'm overly picky.

Me: It's a greyhound!
Teh German: No it isn't.
Me: Yes it is!
Teh MD-AR and Teh Soccer Mom were consulted and they say yes, it is a greyhound with the frog on his head.

Uhhhhhhh. no.

Alt caps made me LOOOOOOL.  My last name was the same way.
It brought me so much 1999 joy.

I accidentally sent Teh Advising Sister this boob shot trying to show off my villains lanyard.
We got a good lol from it.

Phil and Meri went on a field trip yesterday!

Meri rocks the wind blown look.

I'm pretty sure this is the most hipster I've ever been.
I just needed some thick black frames to pair with it.

PS.  This is part of my halloween costume.
No, I am not a hipster.



VIER

From the internet:

-I've admitted on Teh Blog at least once that History of the English Language was my favorite class when I was in college.  I wish I could have taken it over and over again and that there were levels of the class so I could learn all the things.  That said, I have a huge interest in the evolution of language, particularly English since that's what I understand and use.  Language is evolving now at a much faster rate than almost anytime (other than maybe when print became a thing which created a need for standardization) because of the internet and the ease at which we can access information and communicate with each other.  That said, our communication is also changing and the formality of print is loosening it's belt and more things are acceptable now: emojis, hashtags, not following "the rules", or even better, applying the rules of other language standardization (German capitalization of nouns, British use of punctuation outside of quotation marks).  Anyways, this article about the evolution of language on the internet brought me great joy.

-Buzzfeed showed me how old I am this week.  Kthx.

-This post by Steph about propagating rape culture.

-Making friends has been a theme in my life for the past few weeks and after a conversation with Teh German this week, I now understand why more than ever.  So this XKCD comic was fitting.

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-I'm trying to talk myself down, but this line of Lisa Frank clothing is screaming at me.

-We Teh German eats a lot of nut balls.  These 9 recipes are tempting for me because recently I've considered trying to eat less sweets.


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10 things that made me happy this week:
  1. Meri and Phil's joy at going on a car ride.
  2. Figuring out what we're going to be for Halloween and happening to get to the store when they are having a sale.
  3. Finishing the Germ-erica flag project.
  4. Getting to sleep in tomorrow.
  5. Positive feedback on blog posts that I don't feel 100% confident about.
  6. Silly little things that have made me smile.  Puns/jokes with Teh German, other blogger's posts about Disney.
  7. Teh German telling me his secrets.
  8. My toeS not hurting AS bad.
  9. Knowing Teh MD-AR will be here next week at this time!
  10. Wearing a hoodie to work today.  FALLLLLLLLLL!!!





Happy Friday, Gentle Readers.
Linking up with these ladies since it's FFFFRRRRRRIIIIIIDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, October 13, 2016

What you hope people receive from you

Despite how hokey it might sound (and all this might come out), there are several things I hope people receive from me.

1.  Joy
2.  Perspective
3.  Truth
4.  Confidence


Joy

Joy to me is emanating happiness, gratitude, and satisfaction.

The most important thing to me is my joy.  To ensure that I am joyful, I need to maintain my personal happiness, be grateful for what I am, and be satisfied with what I have/where I am.  This means saying no when something doesn't make me happy, appreciating what I have, not being envious of what others have, making things happen that I want to have happen, and realizing that life is a process and not everything happens when I want it to.  I need to accept things as they are.

The largest facet of this is my personal happiness.  The key to my happiness is laughter and love, 2 things I am capable of spreading with minimal effort.  This means I am potentially able to spread happiness and love to others, even strangers, possibly contributing to their joy and sharing my own joy.

I've written about gratitude before, but I'll say it again.  I'm grateful for everything about my life.  My good choices, my bad choices, every single experience that got me where I am today.  Not everything has been roses, but overall, I have an amazing life and if I hadn't been through the trials, I wouldn't be who I am and where I am today.

Satisfaction has a lot to do with gratitude for me.  When I am grateful for what I've been through and where I am in life, I am able to be satisfied with how things have panned out and how I've become the person I am today.  I won't lie that some days I have to guilt myself into satisfaction, "You have it better than the starving children in Africa with the flies on their faces.  You can survive waiting 30 more minutes for lunch that you have in the fridge.  Oh you don't want that?  Well, a starving kid wouldn't care what it was."  But those days are few and far between because I've learned that being satisfied with what I have means less self-guilt trips and helps me be grateful for the fact that I'm not starving and I am able to put whatever food I want on my table.

These things also have a lot to do with perspective.


Perspective

It took years for me to figure out that my problem was me.  I was miserable because of ME, not because of my circumstances.  Again, starving children in Africa still had happiness, but I couldn't figure it out.  But then one day, it clicked.  I was looking at my circumstances from the wrong perspective.


But that wasn't the only thing I had to learn.  I had to also learn that we don't all have the same perspective.  Not only that, but it is OK that we have different perspectives.


I also remembered that I'm not the only one with my problems.  I'm not the first human on this planet to experience the things I'm experiencing.  I just need to find people with the same experiences who could give me different perspectives so I could better understand everything, thus leading to satisfaction and gratitude and eventual joy.

All of these things were outside of my circumstances and the control of other people, leaving only one person holding the responsibility of my life: Me.  This shift in perspective helped me to learn to say no to things that didn't make me happy, which lead me to truth.


Truth

The most important thing about truth (/honesty) is that it's easy.  If you're been a Gentle Reader for a while, you know that I pride myself on my exceptional laziness.  So you'll find this fitting:


This is a very common theme in my life and it has been for as long as I can remember.  I have always been the person that will tell you the truth, even when it sucks.  Lies are hard to keep straight.  Who knows what story?  I can't keep up with that mess, so I just tell the truth.  When someone says to me, "Don't tell anyone, but..." I stop listening.  If you don't want anyone knowing, then don't tell me.  Also, if you don't want honesty, don't ask me.

That said, it took many years for me to learn there are multiple ways to tell the truth.  You can nicely tell the truth or you can tell the truth like an asshole.  I was the asshole for many years and sometimes I still am.  The biggest thing about telling the truth is having the ability to be honest about what you think and/or how you're feeling.  I don't have to be rude about it, but if your gathering doesn't interest me, I can politely say, "No thanks."  I don't have to say, "Yeah, that sounds lame.  Kthxnope."  It also means telling people when they've hurt you and being honest about your feelings. 

Which leads me to.. Confidence.



Confidence

It takes confidence to be honest with people.  It takes confidence to change your perspective.  It takes confidence to feel joy.  Sometimes, I don't have that confidence, but during those times, I fake it.  Here's the crazy part: no one knows the difference, except me.

or he.  or it.  whatever.

This was the hardest thing for me to learn, but this is the most important thing I want people to receive from me.  I want people to know that every day is a lesson in confidence for me.  I didn't just show up this way, I had to work to be who I am today.  I struggled and I fought for who I am.  In fact, that struggle will always continue.


Even when I feel like I have a leg up on my insecurities, they roar louder.  My confidence is shaken.  But my confidence is stronger than my insecurities, even if I had to fake it at first to believe it.


Once I started faking being confident, I actually became more confident.  It was kinda like having a virus that never goes away.  In fact, it even spreads.  Confidence is contagious.  The more confident I was, the more confident the people around me were.

Being confident in ourselves, in our truth, and in our perspective is powerful.  Having that confidence is the secret to having joy.  But still, I want to share my joy and the key to that is being confident about sharing that joy with others, a never ending loop.  It seems like something so simple, but for so many years confidence wasn't in my grasp.  But once I started to question why it matters what anyone else thinks, I was freed from many insecurities.  At the end of the day, I am the only one who to live with myself.  If I'm speaking truth, hurting no one, and making myself happy, why shouldn't I be confident about my life and the way I do things?


Confidence was the hardest thing for me to find on this list.  Confidence is something I will continue to struggle with until I die.  There will always doubts and insecurities to haunt me, but not letting them is my ticket to leading a full and happy life.






Linking up with Alyssa. 

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Confessions {10/12}

-I want to say I saw red, but in fact, I saw no colors I was so angry last week when Teh Dad said to me, "I told Teh German this was when boys were separated from men and he's a man's man."  We were discussing Teh German's worry about the impending hurricane.  It really blinded me when he added, "You just wouldn't understand.  It's a MAN's duty.  You will never understand."  There was an absolute silence after that because I was 1- overwhelmed by the catastrophic avalanche of things tumbling around my brain, 2- I was certain that if Teh Dad's didn't already have diminished hearing, he would be left with NO hearing when I was done with him, 3- I had more important things to do (prepare for a freakin' hurricane) than argue with my parent over gender roles and relationships.

-I was pleasantly surprised at how helpful and friendly people were at Walmart, pre-hurricane.  No one was rude or bitchy to each other until I got to the check out.  Then some lady was berating some dude for leaving a cart in between registers that wasn't even his.  Get a clue people.  #somepeopleskids



-I'm not usually overly impressed by toilet paper, but whatever we are using right now is SUPER soft and I just want to rub my face all over the roll.  I think it's Charmin, but I can't remember.  I think we were using Cottonelle before.  It's so soft that I'm considering returning the vitamin E and aloe Cottonelle I got during my hurricane prep and picking up more Charmin on principle.  #supersoft #toiletpapermatters


-I've been looking for an excuse to use that gif again since the first time.  I still have no idea what is going on there.  Not sorry.  #teletubbies

-OMG!  That leads to another confession!  When we were doing our post-hurricane walk with Phil and Meri I noticed a VERY large green blob in the open lot next to the construction.  No one else noticed until I pointed it out and that I knew what it was.  Soooo.. I had this HUGE stuffed Dipsy.  It was in one of the boxes of stuff that Teh Dad sent to CHS with me in August.  I no longer have a need for over-sized Dipsy and he'd been in a box that had rodent visitors, so I there was no saving him.  I tossed him in the dumpster along with several other boxes of trash a few weeks before the hurricane.  Apparently, the dumpster hasn't been emptied in weeks because Dipsy blew out and was terrorizing roaming the neighborhood.  I got ALL the LOLS.  #thisishownightmaresaremade

-I have no will power.  Audible announced a 2 for 1 sale on certain series today.  Outlander was one of the series.  Of course I used my 1 credit for books 3 and 4.  That's 88 hours worth of audiobook for 1 credit.  That's also 88 hours of my life that I'll spend listening to audiobooks.  Soooo many hours.  But that was totally worth 1 credit.  Especially knowing that I will eventually want to read those books.  #somanybooks #solittletime



-I'm pretty sure my newly banged up toe is going to be toe-nail-less soon.  First, I need the swelling to go down to see if I can lift it from the bed.  Second, I need to self-medicate.  Third, I need someone willing to pull it off.  #bodiesaregross

-Gimp Toe 2 gives me a reason to wear awesome bandaids.  #notsorry  #monstersinc  #yesIhavekidsbandaids



-I didn't get Phil a new toy for his birthday, but he got LOTS of treats.  Roux's Humom did give Phil a new toy and he played with it for almost 5 minutes.  He'd stop and then go back and play some more!  It was like he wasn't really Phil.  The older he gets, the more surprises he has for me.  I guess we can consider a visit from his 2nd mommy, Teh MD-AR, a late birthday present?  Phil will be 10 next year and I told him last night I'm not ready for double digits.  #myoldman #philalicious

-I have a Shit Teh German Said post drafted, but I haven't published it yet.  #lazy

-I want to link up for Alyssa's blog not-challenge, except the prompts require thought and thinking is hard.  #blogging



-There are fewer things that make me more excited than cancelled meetings.

-I really dislike when technology doesn't work because it's not developed properly.  For instance.... I have a Macbook Pro for work.  Yet, Microsoft products are the go-to.  This includes the 365 suite, which includes Skype for Business and Skype, which our office uses to communicate.  Except that Skype for Business doesn't love Apple, so it has limited functionality and to schedule an online meeting I have to open the pre-Skype for Business Mac app: Lync.  It took me an hour to figure that out.  #IT2 #techsupport



-I finished our hurricane puzzle on Monday afternoon.  I'm not sure if we'll have time, but I have a puzzle available for Teh MD-AR and I to do while she's here, if we do...  #wefittogetherlikepuzzlepieces