Sh*t Teh German Said... #2

I've been stocking up.  Now I shall share.

http://www.canidecideanotherday.com/search/label/Shit%20Teh%20German%20Said



After I shared the link to the 1st batch, this was Teh German's response.


While at a Stingrays game the mascot passed our seats:
Teh German (tG): It's Coolray!  I touched him!  I touched the ray!!!



Teh Megan (tM): I never watched the Jackass movie.
tG: We made our own jackass video.  It's on VHS somewhere.
tM: We'll be watching that when we travel back in time.



tM: Sorry, I was pressing the button, but it wasn't pressing.
tG: It wasn't impressed?



While driving a car is coming towards us with bright lights.
tG: Do you have on your high beams?
*car passes
tM: Maybe they had on their high beams because they are like a streak of lightning.
tG: Maybe like a streak of douchary.



When we were on our way to Germany, I got a massive zit on my cheek.
tM: OMG this zit is so big.
tG: You should apply for another zipcode.
tM: You mean zit-code?


We pass a Gentleman's Club sign
tG: A gentleman doesn't have to pay money to have women hang out with him.


Teh German is singing.
tG: Like rrrrraaaiiiiinnnn hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm..  What is this song called?  Rain?
tM: Ironic.  Because irony.
*song was Ironic by Alanis Morissette if you didn't figure it out from Teh German's rendition.






Comments

  1. Ah, couples banter - always makes me laugh. I'm also proud I knew he was singing Ironic based on what you wrote!

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  2. I legit listened to Ironic this morning on my way to work. Too funny. Zipcode...lol.

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  3. I want to hang out with you two lol.

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  4. I feel like we need more of these conversations. Because I about laughed myself sick over "it wasn't impressed?"

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