Beer is disgusting. All beer. Cheap beer. Craft beer. ALL BEER.
Don't try to change my mind. Yes, I will take a sip of Teh German's beers every now and then, but there isn't a beer that I've tried that is enjoyable. Not a single beer has graced my mouth that made me thing, "Yeah, I want more of this." I have drank beers before that have been experiments in toleration. It's not my jam. It means more for you.
All wine tastes like Jesus Communion wine.
I don't like wine either. I blame this on being raised Catholic. Just like beer, I've tried many a sip of wine all to the same result: I could probably tolerate some of those wines, but nary a one has been something that I wanted to ingest more of. Again, more for you!
Doing things on a mobile device/tablet is better than doing it on a computer.
NO. That stupid tiny keyboard is only meant for making me feel like I have oversized foam thumbs. Autocorrect is of the devil. Mobile websites are complete garbage since they usually don't have full functionality (with the exception of our mobile wedding website, which I purposely made with exactly the same functionality as the desktop version, you are welcome very much). That said, "I don't use a computer," is NOT a valid excuse if you are constantly updating your Facebook from your phone. If you can use the Facebook app, you can manage to open up the browser app and go to websites. It's a thing. I promise.
Winter is best. Fall is bestest.
I live in the asshole of the South, if you don't believe that, check out a map of South Carolina and determine the proximity of Charleston in relation to the east coast's butt (PS. Lake Michigan looks like a dick). When someone was discussing how they thought it was super miserable this summer after they moved here in June and myself and another individual had to inform them that this summer was actually very mild compared to "normal" Charleston summers, they almost packed up their shit right there and moved to another state. Most people in Charleston are all about that "Salt Life" (barf), but I'm all about that Hood Life. By hood life I mean HOODIE life. My world is pretty much perfect when I'm wearing a hoodie. There is never a day that I'd rather be hot and dealing with swamp ass over being cold. I love some warm socks and blankets and snuggles. Die, Summer, die.
TV is stupid.
People seem to have a hard time accepting the fact that I/we don't watch TV. I don't know why. I cannot stand the commercials, I can't stand the stereotypes and pushed agendas. Essentially, I hate everything. There are times when I think to myself that I want to watch TV and then I spend 5 minutes watching it in public somewhere (doctor's office or at someone else's house or a restaurant or the vet center on campus) and I remember why I never watch TV. Yes, I could choose to watch awesome shows after the fact without commercials, but that leads me to my next point...
Popular things are stupid.
Ok, on this point, I've been proven wrong a few times, but generally, I am strong in my opinions about this. I didn't read Harry Potter or Twilight until 2012, pretty much at the start of their decline in popularity. I didn't want to be part of the fangirl crowd and that continues to this day. What does this mean for me when I do finally get around to partaking in whatever craze is going around? It's probably already over. All the books are published, all the episodes are released. I don't have to wait on the next episode. #betterlatethannever PS. I've fallen out of touch with Grey's Anatomy, Game of Thrones, and Silicone Valley. I'm not heartbroken about it.
Coffee is gross.
Unless it contains a diabetic coma inducing amount of sugar and/or flavoring. Peppermint mochas year round for me. I have partaken of pumpkin spice, but I'd rather have a peppermint mocha any day.
Energy drinks are the worst.
The smell of Red Bull makes me gag. Seriously. I don't understand how people can drink that garbage. Teh German likes to get them when we drive long distances and I spend a majority of that time with my nose in my shirt.. sniffing my boobs? Whatevs, anything is better than the smell of chemicals that are probably not digestible.