Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Shit Teh German Said #15
Teh German was washing a pot that had food burned on the bottom.
Teh Megan: Did the boiling water unstick it?
Teh German looks back at me from over the sink with a distressed face: I don't know, I can't see!
His glasses had fogged up from the steam when he poured out the pan.
tM: What was she wearing?
tG: That Lula Roy stuff?
tG: Yeah, whatever.
At Fort Sumter.
tM: There was a fire ant biting me.
tG: See, the fort is still active.
tM: It's chorizo.
tM: No, it's like a spicy sausage.
tG: Also, a possible shit show.
tM: So many things I just held back just now.
tG: Let it out, we know you here.
Teh German was eating spice cake.
tG: This tastes like Christmas.
tM: What are you doing, showing me your new tattoo?
tG: Yeah, can I keep it?
(PS. He did not get a new tattoo. He was just scratching his arm.)
We were looking for a Mexican restaurant.
tG: There it is!
tG pointing at Taco Bell (which was not our destination): Right there.
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