tG: Now I'm a real Southerner.
Honestly, I don't even know what this was about, but the idea just on principle alone is hilarious.
While learning to golf, I was dealing with my #bigboob problem.
tM: That's the biggest thing about me that Teh German has to deal with, my boobs.
tG: And your attitude.
While we were discussing how much we earned in 2016.
tG: So you made more than me. That's why I appreciate that you're my sugar momma.
tM: Appreciation is all I ask for.
tG: And that's why we're making it all "ours."
tM: When you make that scrunched up face, you look like an old monk.
tG: They make beer.
tM: Sometimes they make wine, or they just pray.
tG: They are lame.
Teh German takes off from a red light way faster than necessary.
tM: Where's the fire?
tG: In my heart.
Teh German touched the ice pack on my hip as we were falling asleep.
tG: Why is your heart on the outside?
tM: I wear my heart on my sleeve.
While I was cutting down the Haunted Mansion flower graveyard.
T: You're so strong.
M: I work out.
M: I squeeze dat ass every day.
T: And that's some tough shit.
Shit Teh German Said Edition 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7