Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Shit Teh German Said #21

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tM: Teeth are NOT tools!
tG: They are, we're pretty much monkeys.


Discussing if Christopher Walken was still alive.
tG: He's still ...Walkin.


Drunk tG: Alexa play Chop Suey by System of a Down.
Alexa (verrrrrry slowwwwly): Playing... Chop... Suey... by... System.. of a... Down...
tG: Wow, she really struggled through that.
tM: You didn't really give her a lot to work with.


tM: That's how much I love you, I have explosive feelings for you. (regarding yelling sometimes)
tG: It smells like you explode sometimes too.. (regarding a lingering bathroom smell from earlier)


Singing to Teh German with Alicia Keys.
tM: My hair is on fiiiirrreeeee
tG: My ears, too...


As I was taking the above selfie until I got it perfect:
tG: White girl problems.


tG to the dogs: You guys expecting something?
tM: Yeah, bully sticks.
tG: This is not the Make-A-Wish Foundation.


Kid beside us at a pizza place is playing with pizza dough.
Teh PT Wife: I would take that dough and eat it [instead of play with it].
tG: I would take that dough.. and make it rain.






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3 comments:

  1. Hahaha every time Nash now looks at me like he wants my food I'm going to start using the "This is not the Make-A-Wish Foundation"

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  2. "He's still ...Walkin" -- perfect

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  3. I agree with the teeth comment. Also, your hair looks great.

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