Statements that people say that I will no longer take the bait on:
~He/she paid people to cause disruptions.
~If I did that, I'd be in prison.
~He does/doesn't pay men/women equally.
~__% of people didn't vote!
-I was quite pleased to read about Trump's comments about not overturning gay marriage. I was disappointed I didn't see anything about Roe v. Wade in that same regard. #MyBodyMyChoice
-A collective group of people decided that I should start saying I have a pepper allergy instead of a spicy aversion. Maybe then people would take me seriously when I ask, "Is it spicy?" I just don't want to be that person. Then what if I order something kinda spicy and it's fine and then they judge me? #Needy
-On my flight back to CHS, Jetblue offered Terra Sweet and Blue chips as a snack. You better believe I took a bag! Those bitches are delicious. I admit, I didn't eat them right away since I wasn't hungry, but I brought them to work and had them as a snack and I regret nothing. #TheyAreSupposedToBeHealthy
-Weird dreams I've had this past week:
~That I had chest hair. Not like one or two hairs.. No, no.. I was full on manly man with this chest hair. I was freaking the fuck out.
~That Teh German and I went on a cruise and someone in our group gave him drugs and a prescription to get more of these drugs and he was super mean while on the drugs. Unbearably mean. To the point that I told him I was leaving him if he didn't stop using the drugs. He said, "I have a prescription for these, so bye." In my dream I was bawling, but in my sleep I was apparently whimpering and Teh German actually woke me up.
~That I worked at Target again (in addition to working for Company) and I had volunteered to work at a different store and Teh Manager had quit her job at the grocery store she's worked at since we were in high school (where I also worked) and was now a manager at Target. She didn't even acknowledge me when we showed up to start work.
-Seemingly illogical, the smoke from the Appalachian wildfires is affecting Charleston. If you're unaware, some douchewad actually started the fire and now the fires are terrorizing the mountains since we haven't had any rain since hurricane Matthew. This isn't the way I like to smell "campfire". #sosmokeyoutside
-Perfect Megan logic: while every news outlet said that air conditions were dangerous, I went out and did 2.8 miles. It was awesome. #PleaseExcuseMySmokersCough
-Forgetting that I didn't have breakfast at work this morning really sucked. Especially after I told myself, "Nah, I won't have avocado toast this morning, I have 1 more packet of oatmeal at work to eat." #FML #isitlunchtimeyet
-I've been researching races for Teh MD-AR to run a marathon. I told her I'd run no more than a half marathon and wait for her at the finish line. Before I said I'd see her at the finish line. #runningbesties