Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Sh*t Teh German Said... #3


Sitting on the patio at Chili's and we see food get delivered to a car.
tM: #firstworldproblems
tG: You could buy a camper and never leave.

During my Kindle debacle where I had both the Kindle HDX 8.9 and Kindle 10.
tG: Now you're using both Kindles?
tM: Why do I hear judgement?

tM: You didn't see me glare at you.
tG: It doesn't hurt anymore.

I told Teh German that I was having a craving for a blueberry muffin and mentioned the muffins at Panera Bread.
tG: Sugar, I hate you, but you are so delicious.
tM: I would have split it with you so you'd only have half the guilt.
tG: ummmm.  No.  I'd take all the guilt.

While watching any live-action movie with military themes.
tG: Please don't logic this entire movie.

tM: If you want pizza, you need to go turn on the oven now.
tG: But I don't have an app to turn on the oven!

When the power was out.
tM: I considered sandwiches, but I didn't want to open the fridge, so no sandwich meat either.
tG: You'd only have toast.  Really floppy toast.
tM: Yeah, it'd be bread.
tG: That's a really sad sandwich.

I notice Teh German's underwear are on inside out (the logo on the band read backwards).
tM: Babe, I think you put your britches on backwards.
tG: Again?!
tM: I think after this many times...
tG: Yeah, this is just my thing now.


  1. Dude, I take all the guilt at Panera too! And this -But I don't have an app to turn on the oven! That is SOOOOOOO Chris!!!!!!!!


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