Monday, August 5, 2013

Reflections of a dutiful watchstander... #5

***Warning! This post could potentially contain spoilers for The Hobbit and/or Zero Dark Thirty. Do NOT read if you don't want to see potential spoilers..  but please read on if you potentially want to be entertained.***

-The Hobbit or Zero Dark Thirty, which shall I watch first?

-The Hobbit, just in case it starts to get boring around hour 2, I’d rather not be watching it and trying to stay awake at 2200 tonight.

-Teheheheh Bilbo Baggins. That makes me think of Phil.

-Oh Bilbo, you’re so boring.

-Ooooooo dwarf song sounds like monks.. and some of them have scottish accents? Except for all that hair, I’m in love with midgets.

-RARRR! I’m a badass! I fight with a log!

-Woaaaah, why does that wizard have bird shit on his face and a nest in his hair. NOT OK, YO, NOT OK!

-BUNNY SLED!

-Oh, dwarves, you’re so bitter. Let it go….

-Just one sec while I hoist these horses out of here. ME SO TROLL LIKE.
-bahahah “A floater! The flavor!”
-“Just needs a sprinkle of squirrel dung.”
-"LOOK WHAT CAME OUT OF MY OOTER! ITS GOT ARMS AND LEGS!"
-"MAKE ‘EM SQUEAL! AAAHHHHH!"
-"Nevermind the seasoning, we ain't got all night."
-"The secret to cooking to dwarves is…"
-"They are infected with parasites, I wouldn't risk it…"

-Go go, bunny sled!
-"These are Gundabad Wargs, they will outrun you. These are Rostaman Rhosgobel rabbits, I’d like to see them try!"

-HALFWAY!

-“I don’t like green food.”
-“Where’s the meat?”
-“More of a letter opener really.”
-Wow, moon convenience. Good thing we came all this way to get a map reading.

-For a kids book, these baddies are pretty scary to me. Just sayin’, nub dude has scars all over his body and that freaks me out.

-Pretty sure I've just discovered the plot of the 5th Harry Potter book.

-I’m 100% sure that if I had read this as a kid, I wouldn't have been able to read/pronounce 67% of the words in the book. Same for LOTR.
-Some of this music makes me think of Titanic.

-Vanishing elves might be scarier than the bad guy.
-OOO, pretty snow.
-Movie watching is much better than trying to beat Bubbles or trying to find things on the internet to occupy me.

-Thunderbattle… Stone giants. That just happened. It’s like Transformers.. but with Dwarves and not.

-BAHAHAHAHAHA. Just transferred a call to a Chief. His ringback tone is 1000 Years by Christina Perri.

-I’m not sure how living creatures survive falling so far down a stone tunnel..
-Woah the goblins.
-WOAH goblin king. Woah dangly chin.
-“If they will not talk, we will make them squawk.”

-GOLLUM! THE RING….
-“What is it? Bagginses? We hasn’t tried hobbitests before! If Bagginses loses, we eats it whole.”
-“Is it scrumptious?” New favorite thing to sing at dinner time.

-Bhahaha the Goblin Song!
-King Fatty Goblin needs some better fighting skillz.
-Middle-Earth goblins aren't as smart as WoW goblins. Just sayin’.
-Goblin bowling! STRIKE!

-30 more minutes!

-And that’s how 13 dwarves fought an entire cave of goblins and Gandolf killed the Fatty Tactful Goblin King.
-For as much falling as everyone has been doing, no one seems to be getting hurt in the same way I would… I only have to trip on my own feet and get hurt.

-Aww Bilbo, way to give the verbal smack down on a dwarf.
-Baddies always sound like their voice carries a mabillion miles. I don’t even understand how that works.
-So many things are coming full circle. Love it.
-TREE DOMINOS!
-I’m a badass, I have NO shield now.
-Wow, that was a convenient path.
-Where the hell did that log come from?
-Aww Bilbo became kind of a badass! And crazy big birds!
-But you didn't kill the baddy! Must kill the baddy!
-Dear Gandolf, maybe you could have summoned your bird friends after we lost he horses and made this adventure a little easier?
-Awww hobbit/dwarf hug.
-“No, I would have doubted me to. I’m not a hero. I’m not even a burglar.” So what he’s sayin’ is, he doesn’t burgle.

-OMG YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!! I HATE YOU PETER JACKSON AND YOUR NEVER ENDING MOVIES AND YOUR CRAZY BUDGETS AND YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE A MABILLION MOVIES!!! WTFFFF!!

-Dinner time.

-9/11 phone calls. That’ll get ya.
-“It’s biology.”

-Yep, the commentary on Zero Dark Thirty is going to be lacking.
-I miss using my brain to put puzzles together.

-Hahahahaha.. she’s making toast at work.. like me in GTMO.

-Oh prayer call… don’t miss you.

-bahahahah Top Secret = red.

-her hair in her eyes makes me want to punch her. No one does that IRL.

-Yeah, lets just talk about potentially classified information over an unclassified line. That’s what you do as an intelligence analyst............. and then you go to jail.

-Awww hookah and sexy arab parties.

-At least I got 2 long movies to fill up a watch shift. Good thing

-The Hobbit had funny parts.

-“Motherfucker. Good.”

-The main character/ginger wins the award for most disheveled hair styles ever.

-Helo crash question/joke.. Too soon, sparky, too soon.

-How does one NOT hear a helo outside your compound? Nevermind, someone figured it out.

-UGH! I hate when the screen saver tries to come on while I’m watching a movie at work. :)

-I’d call that a Class Delta fire.

-Why go out and greet the damn helo if you know you’re gonna get sandblasted? Oh that's right, must dishevel the hair.

-WHAT??? It ends with her CRYING? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

-Well that made me miss my real job even more.


1 comment:

  1. This makes me want to watch The Hobbit, and glad I stayed away from ZDT.

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