22 May: Ranty McRanterson


Day 22, Wednesday: Rant about something. Get up on your soapbox and tell us how you really feel. (a pet peeve, a current event, a controversial topic, something your husband or roommate or neighbor or boss does that really ticks you off)

-Sharing/posting something on FB doesn't support a cause.  It spams people's news feeds.  Calling your public representative supports a cause.  Get it right.

-Texting is not a form of professional communication.

-Signal lights in vehicles aren't optional.  They are there for your safety AND the safety of others.  Get in the habit of using them.... and don't flip me off I start calling you names for NOT using it.

-If you're gonna dress like that, yes I will be staring at you... and that's not in a good way.  Just because it's hot doesn't mean you have the permission to dress like a slut.

-ARABIC: GET OFF MY FREAKING COMPUTER.  I didn't welcome you in the first place.  I was just trying to be an American girl living overseas and you were all like, "Gee whiz, I do think Teh Megan would just love it if her search results were in squiggles and dots and she couldn't read it.  Also, she loves the right justification.  Weeee!"  I don't love you.  I never loved you.  GO AWAY!

-Being a girl is stupid.  Worrying about shaving my legs and arm pit hair and make up and cute clothes and painted fingernails is just ridiculous.  (Ok, maybe the painted nails part is a wee bit fun.. maybe it will be more fun when I can actually enjoy it).  Oh yeah, having a period.  Ain't nobody got time for that.

-Asking someone when they are having kids is RUDE.  R.U.D.E.  Except if you're my grandmother.  And then it's only excusable by relation.  It's rude in the same way that asking when someone is going to get married is rude or even when someone is due (when they aren't pregnant).  Just because you like the idea doesn't mean it's in someone else's playbook... and MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.


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