Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Shit Teh German Said #31

Teh Megan (tM): I'm like something out of Hansel and Gretel.
Teh German (tG): We Germans love that shit.  Tell those mean stories to kids.

tM: I made the cabbage too small.
tG: I guess size does matter.

tM, after the Capitals beat the Hurricanes: I love you, even if you cheer for the wrong team sometimes.
tG: Yeah, the winning team.
tM: ooo, sweet burn!

tM: I love this photo of my Monkey Doodle.. with the exception of the 5 gallon buckets in the background.
tG: 7 gallons.

Said photo

A song about "Whiskey Drowns the Memory" was playing on the radio.
tG: Whiskey might drown the memory, but it makes everything you've eaten come back up later...

Teh PT Wife: Max was super drooly last night.  So much so, that he had to be let out of the bedroom this morning to get water.
tG: It's like Max's version of a wet dream.

tG: How should you know how sex works when you're so close to Jesus?

We returned from a walk with the dogs and Teh German farted while taking off his shoes.
tG: There's the turbo!  TOO LATE!

tM: Krispy Kreme is coming out with a new doughnut to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing.
tG: Does that mean you need one?
tM: It's probably out of this world.
tG: People probably love it to the moon and back.

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1 comment:

  1. So many mentions of donuts in my life this morning! Now I need one!!


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