Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Shit Teh German Said #30

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Teh Megan (tM): The scale says my medals weight 7 pounds.  But I feel like it's definitely more.
Teh German (tG): Emotional weight.



I was vacuuming out the cabinets and drawers in the kitchen.
tG: Are you vacuuming not to do something else?
tM: Actually no, I really have wanted to vacuum the cabinets for a while, but I appreciate that you know me well enough to ask.



We noticed a car had a broken side mirror.
tM: Do you see this car's weird mirror?
tG: It's like Pax ears.



Teh German runs over the rumble strips on the shoulder of the road.
tG: Massage seats!



tM: We had caviar tonight.  That was classy enough for me.
tG: Yeeeeaaahhhh, don't get used to that.



tM to restuarant server: Is that your Slytherin tie?
The server didn't understand so I had to explain Slytherin house was the "bad guys" in Harry Potter.
Server: I'd be a good guy!
tG: That's what all bad guys say!



We walked by a fiddler on King Street.
tG, singing: Where did you from Cotton Eye Joe.
tG: That was a big hit in Germany.



After some intestional distress...
tG: I am bummed such delicious food treated me so badly.



After 5:30 the day of DST change.
tG to Meri: If you could read the clock you'd be pissed!




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1 comment:

  1. LOL at the food one! I felt that on a spiritual level last weekend.

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