Meri releases a noxious fart.
Teh Megan (tM): Meri, you are not a good lady.
Teh German (tG): Look at her role model.
While watching Ninja Warriors, contestant is a "clothing company designer".
tG: I guess they don't design shirts.
While watching Wheel of Fortune.
tM: something unimportant that Teh German didn't hear.
tG: Are you talking about Fortune Wheel?
(sometimes #LanguageBarriers are the best)
Talking about hair.
tG: I don't know much about highlights, but that's OK because I am one.
tG: When you're already hot, jalapenos aren't that hot.
tM: By the way, the loft lights are on.
tG: Cheaper to leave those lights on than preheat the oven...
At a Stingrays game, All the Single Ladies starts playing.
tM to tG: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, if you like then be sure to put a ring on it... since he liked it, he made sure to put a ring on it!
|tG: His name should be Ugly|
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