Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Shit Teh German Said #23

Teh Megan (tM): Oh I thought you had the TV on.
Teh German (tG): No.  That's the Asian man next door yelling to his ancestors.

tM: This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none.
tG: Roast beef?  That's kinda fucked up.
tM: It's roast beef, not bacon.
tG: This little piggy had Uncle Bob.

After being stung in the face by a jellyfish.
tG: Well, you got your hug from Australia.  Seems that Australia hugs a little different.

While waiting in the cable car line in San Fransisco.
tM: There's a puppy in Sephora!
tG: He's getting his nails done.

Teh German throws a caterpillar over the fence.
tM: OMG, that was horrible, why did you just throw it over the fence!?
tG: They're sturdy.  It's fine.

tM: How do you think your food gets so hot?
tG: I look at it.

Teh German to Pax: It's so fucking hot outside.  No wonder you gave up racing.  You probably could have run faster, but it was too hot in Florida.

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  1. LOLOL I didn't realize caterpillars were so sturdy. Perhaps he was just giving him practice for when he turns in to a butterfly?

  2. Hahaha getting a hug from Australia is definitely one way to look at it.

  3. Jan talks in his sleep sometimes. Once when he'd just come back from Canada he was talking in his sleep in French. He asked me what he'd said and I was like "How should I know, it was French!".

  4. hahha, love leo's sleep talking video making an appearance in this post!


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